UGLY MONOSPACE HEADER

This would be the clean elegant body copy under the hideous, heinous mon(strosoty)ospace that is the header. Helvetica Neue would be perfect for this body copy but if it isn't installed on the computer you are using, then this will probably be regular Helvetica. I much perfer Helvetica Neue because of the pointy terminal on the leg of the capital R, and it's wider glyphs. Where as Helvetica has a rather gross slice where the pointy terminal "should" be.

FUGLY MONO H1

The copy here wont be as long as the copy to the left of it and probably wont be as whitty, although I could probably make fun of Helvetica in comparison to Helvetica Neue all day.